Okay, quick overview for you chaps what this blog is all about:
This blog is all about Mitchell Crouch!
That was indeed pretty quick. I'm Mitchell Crouch, and this blog is all about me! Not what I do or what's going on in my awesome life that you probably wish you had (although that will, inevitably, likely pop up around the edges), just about me. This is because I'm amazing -- probably the most amazing person you'll ever meet. If you don't ever meet me, then I'm likely the most amazing person you ever won't meet. That's not me bragging, that's just fact. Trust me, you'll know when I'm bragging because hundreds of people will simultaneously laugh and shake their heads and say "Oh Mitchell Crouch! You sure are a whacky, fun-loving young adult."
THEY ARE CORRECT.
Now, don't get me wrong. You might not think I'm awesome; you might think I'm an arrogant jerk! Well, let me tell you right now, I'm awesome enough to respect your opinion no matter how stupid and wrong it is -- and let me tell you, if you're in the aforementioned minority, you're both pretty stupid AND wrong! Wow! Great job making me look even more awesome by comparison, cats and kittens!
So, I made this blog after my good friends Scott (of http://shadowfred.blogspot.com/ fame) and Zanda (who all the cool kids know from http://zandagamedesign.blogspot.com/ of course) made their blogs and it was decided that every post with me in it was just so much better that I may as well make my own about how incredible I am in every single respect. To quote Facebook, "the people demand more crouch".
Well, the people's wishes have been respected. Here I am. I'm Mitchell Crouch. And I'm awesome.
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